SECOM would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas with your own advent calendar!
EACH DAY WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH WITH A JOKE, BUT IT WILL ALSO MAKE YOU THINK WITH AN INTERESTING TIP ON SECURITY!
Who's Rudolph's favourite pop star?
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Donner on eBay?
What is a Mathematician’s favourite Christmas treat?
Santa went speed dating once...
What do elves learn at school?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
What do you call it when you’re afraid of Father Christmas?
What type of paper is the most musical?
Why did the Turkey cross the road?
What do you call a sore throat at Christmas?
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30% of burglaries happen when thieves are able to simply walk through an unlocked or open door!
...looks like "rain", "Dear"!
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Our commercial access control equipment can create safer business environments by allowing access only to authorised personnel (Santa included), whilst discouraging opportunistic theft.
...Because he is an elf-made man!
Most burglaries take place between
10.00a.m. and 3.00p.m.
...Unfortunately, they were two deer!
SECOM provide a range of CCTV equipment for small and medium companies, from analogue systems to IP-based digital systems.
...The mince pi!
Research shows the most popular times for burglaries in December are 5th, 6th, 11th, 17th and 18th.
...He pulled a cracker!
Out and about this Christmas? Set and unset your alarm with our Home Secure App.
Our newest Retail Insight service offers the latest in video analytics solutions - by collating data into easy to read reports sent directly to Retail Managers. In an instant they have the tools to learn and improve their customer's jourrney.
Gifts put away keep burglars at bay - on display presents can be an invitation for opportunists. Keep presents out of public view.
Our control and command operators monitor your premises and perform real time camera tours at selected intervals, so you can stay rest assured that your premises are safe this Christmas.
SECOM can manage your access control requirements remotely allowing visitors (even Santa) into designated areas.
...Because it wasn't chicken!
Be social media-smart. Don't advertise your Christmas plans over Social Networks.
The office will be closed from 5pm Monday 24th December, reopening Wednesday 2nd January 2019 (3rd January in Scotland). Our response centre will be on hand should any issues arise (0344 800 3986). Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from SECOM!